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Slow motion jizz!  FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slow motion jizz!  FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT look at that warm splash of love happening right there!  Wow (:

HOLY SHIT look at that warm splash of love happening right there!  Wow (:

Unfortunately it’s a photoshop… but just imagine how much cum this thing could shoot and how DEEP it would shoot it (: so nice to dream about.

Unfortunately it’s a photoshop… but just imagine how much cum this thing could shoot and how DEEP it would shoot it (: so nice to dream about.

Let’s her man bust his wad in her mouth… but then is shy when walking away?!  I’m confused (:

No bullshit and no kinky stuff.. just letting you know, this show is the fucking tits!  Seriously.  Watch that mother fucker if you haven’t already.

A thick gooey river of white goodness… so sexy!

A thick gooey river of white goodness… so sexy!

So, pervies… what do you think is going on here in this photo?  Someone’s wife letting them get messy all over their face on vacation?  maybe a stripper from a bachelor party?  Maybe just someone passed out after a night partying, and left with a few ‘gifts’ from other guests?
I’d love to know how your minds work (;

So, pervies… what do you think is going on here in this photo?  Someone’s wife letting them get messy all over their face on vacation?  maybe a stripper from a bachelor party?  Maybe just someone passed out after a night partying, and left with a few ‘gifts’ from other guests?

I’d love to know how your minds work (;

Damn, just missed the hole!  Try again !!

Damn, just missed the hole!  Try again !!

Ch… Ch… CHALLENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay you pervy little shits and sexy little vixens, you know what time it is!  Get your cocks cranked up and your cunts creamy for the latest CUMTOY CHALLENGE!

What’s the deal this time?  Well I’ll tell you!  I’ve been letting this idea inflate and swell inside my brain for a bit now, and I’m just itching to let it burst out all over the place!

BALLOONS!  

This one, of course like the others, is going to be easier for the boys I’m sure… but girls, feel free to help your favorite stunt cock out with it, or just grab a random guy out of your office or school and tell them it’s for a good cause!

1) Fill a balloon with your spunk!  Pump as much creamy white man milk as you can into a latex balloon.  Ram that rod through your eager little hand as hard and often as you can and drain it until you see that balloon starting to inflate… then jerk the fuck off again!

2) When you’re cummed out enough that you can barely feel your balls anymore, try to fill it one more time.  When you can’t cum at all anymore without causing yourself harm, stop… and I might forgive you… IF you then put that creamy cum filled container up to your sweet lips, and blow it up the rest of the way!  Fill the balloon with both your ball butter and your breath until it’s full… very full.

3) EXPLODE!  Yes yes, you already should have once or twice or nine times filling it up, but this time… pop that mother fucker!  I want to see that balloon broken and slimey… get me some good glossy spunk splatter on your wall, your body, your clothing, your floor, your window… something… or everything!  Fuck having to clean it up later, you can deal with it… what’s important right now is that I want to see YOUR LOAD EXPLODE!

Girls) If you want to get in on this like I said, rent or borrow a cock, or just fucking force your pervy little boyfriend, husband, or cousin to do all 3 steps above.  If you want to win my heart however, you work the cock and pump them into the balloon!  Get it all over you when it pops… have fun with it.

Here’s the big deal with this one though… This is the first challenge that I am going to keep score on.  Yes, score.   From now on all challenges will have points associated.  You need to score a certain amount to be one of my VIP (Very Important Pervies) followers, and … to be able to get the next challenge.  Once in a while I’ll post a public one but for the most part, from here forward… challenges will be INVITE ONLY.  I only give them out to those that are serious about PROVING they are up to it.

Here’s the points break down for this one.  You get one point for submitting any of the following to this blog, which I will then share and re-post at my discretion:

  • Picture of the balloon around your cock head, no hands!
  • Picture of your cum going into the balloon as you hold it open!
  • Picture of you blowing up the balloon AFTER your jizz is inside it!
  • Picture of you jerking off on the outside of the full balloon before you pop it!
  • Picture of cum splatter on something!
  • Picture of cum splatter on you!
  • … and of course, extra points handed out as I see fit for those of you that get really kinky and creative with it (;

Score at least 3 points, and you’ll get an invite to the next challenge (on a new blog just for them!)…

Now… go choke your chickens and make a mess!  Don’t let me down… or this is the last challenge you ever get to see… and I’ve already got 3 more written up that you’re gonna WANT to be part of!